Top Ten Songs Lawn Care Professionals love to whistle while at work.
Luge is the French word for "sledge," is a small one or two person sled where the rider will sled face up and feet first. Lugers can reach speeds of 90 mph, and it is a very popular Olympic sport. Luge racing has been around more than 130 years, and can be considered one of the most precisely timed sports in the world. Street luge is an extreme gravity-powered activity that involves riding a street luge board down a paved road or course.
Can an orphan eat in a Family Restaurant? Dateline Miami... Police are on the lookout for someone who abandoned nine kittens on the side of the road. Police say when found, they will be charged with Littering. If an electricians kid gets in trouble, will they ground him? A new study finds pessimistic men die early... Damin it, I knew it! San Francisco city council has outlawed public urination and defecation on the streets. Lawmakers say it's their number one and number two priority. Some dogs can smell if you have cancer. The good news if the dog says you have a year to live, it's really seven.
Do poor white trash go to the movies just for the trailers? If you hit a person with an electric car, can you be charged with battery? Ft. Lauderdale recorded its hottest day at 106 degrees, which beat the previous record of 105 in 1911. Today scientists are blaming Global Warming. In 1911 they blamed it on Summer! A Hollywood woman reported her septic tank was hit by lightning causing it to explode, and in an act of poetic justice it also hit the ceiling fan. Thanks Bob Zany
|She's Come Undone|
She didn't know what she was headed for; And when I found what she was headed for It was too late. Released by the Guess Who in 1969 how appropriate that the lyrics describe the current condition of today's society. But that's about to change. As they say... The truth will set you free. IT WAS ALL FAKE!!! The lockdown, the mandates, and the jabs. The numbers were falsely reported; the virus while effective, was no more deadly than the flu. Ask this: What happen to the flue cases during this Corona episode? Flu numbers were all reported as Corona19. Imagine that? Hospitals were compensated for every Corona death... So all deaths were Corona related. Follow the money!
|It was a Hoax
All part of a 16 year plan. Search that. Obama had the first 8 years. His goal was to disarm America. Hillary was scheduled to deliver the final blow on American sovereignty during her second term by releasing the Corona19 virus. They would have us locked down for 13 years while a vaccine was developed. During that time America would be gone. The GOVERNMENT will take care of you... Trump demolished those plans in 2016, so the DS had to improvise by releasing the virus early. They thought this move would remove Trump. God knows they tried two impeachments, and a dozen fake stories in an attempt to bring him down. You do remember all that propaganda?
|Ba Dump Chissss|
I lost my Thesaurus yesterday... I can't find the words to tell you how upset I am. My wife and I are having a hard time deciding whether to burry or cremate my mother-in-law. We couldn't make up our minds, so we decided to let her live. I really don't like sex in the shower. It's slippery, dangerous and one of the worst things about prison. When they buried the man who invented Tetris, four rows of the cemetery disappeared. Gary Delaney.com
|What's the Difference?
What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a zippo lighter? Well let's see... A hippo weights on average 2,800 pounds. A zippo is just a little lighter. How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? It depends on whether the animal see's you later, on in a while.
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